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Help. I Think I'm a Rockstar.

Musings of a former rockstar-in-the-making who sold out to The Man and now collects regular paychecks in corporate America and gets to eat more frequently. Views on music, travel, culture, relaxation, politics, toys, and other general bullshit.



Ass and Masala Tea.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008



So I'm in the Delhi airport in the business class lounge, waiting for my midnight flight. And someone nearby keeps farting. I hate typing that word, it feels so crass. But that's what's happening. And it smells like ass and masala...hence the title. Nasty.

I got up and moved. The smell returned. I began wondering if perhaps I'm tearing ass and not noticing, but alas, I am not. I assure you, 'tis the truth.

So here I sit, in an unescapable cloud of ass and masala. For another hour and a half or so. Then it's off to Memphis, where I shall post in more detail, including videos of camels, pictures of colleagues, and details of an impending return trip. Oy veh.

Danyavaad.

Currently in Delhi
Currently listening to Alanis Morissette - Tapes

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